Brian Scalabrine Is 'Greater Than' with White Mamba Energy Drink Commercial

Brian Scalabrine just made you rethink everything you thought you knew about energy drinks with an epic mini-movie plugging something called Greater Than. 

If that sounds a tad zany, that's because it is. 

The video is a commercial of sorts for an energy drink whose spokesman is none other than the White Mamba, Brian Scalabrine. 

Yes, they pretty much drained it from long distance in the spokesman department. Per the YouTube description, it seems this is a new drink that will give you mad skills like the Mamba. 

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All time NBA fan favorite, Brian Scalabrine, is on a quest to drink a better sports drink using coconut water called Greater Than. However, NBA policy dictates that players can only drink one inferior brand made with artificial ingredients. Nothing will stop the White Mamba on his quest to be Greater Than.

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You can pretty much guess which drink they are talking about. If not, consider the opening of this magical movie when Scalabrine tapes over a shirt to make the word Greater-Ade appear. 

Really, you could stop the ad there and I would be inclined to sip on the coconut water from the clever play on words. 

But oh no, it continues. 

We are taken to a frantic montage of dunking, swatting and Scalabrine dressed as Abraham Lincoln. I have no idea what I just saw, but I'm thirsty. 

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