LeBron James Video: Watch BYU Student Make Monstrous King out of Balloons

LeBron James makes a horrible balloon sculpture. 

Okay, let me explain a bit, because a statement like that really needs extra words added to it before the mind melts from the possibilities. 

The King did not make a balloon sculpture. Rather, a BYU student made one of the Miami Heat superstar, and I will never sleep again after having seen it. 

Before I get doused with the flames of vitriol from BYU fans or balloon aficionados, let me say I that applaud our young friend here for his zeal and his ability to blow air into rubber and make it look fierce. I will be the first to say that the balloon king we have here is downright amazing. 

But it is freaking the hell out of me, and I can't unsee this thing, making sleeping later tonight only a slight possibility. 

NBC Sports caught up with Joel Zae, the sculptor who made this eater of souls made of party favors:

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I plan on doing some more cool sculptures, I have a brother who also does balloons, so we plan on teaming up and doing a Star Wars sculpture, maybe a Batman one, all sorts of fun stuff.

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Am I in the wrong here? 

Is this not the scariest thing you have ever seen this side of Mario Chalmers' decision-making ability? I am amazed at the skill, but I see this thing coming to life and eating small animals. 

The best part is the reveal. At the 2:00 minute mark, the music cuts out for a short bit and then...Ahhhhhhhh!

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