Metta World Peace Video: Watch Lakers Star Feature in Crazy Weather Report
The only way to wake up in the morning is with a heaping dose of Metta World Peace.
Of course, there are two faces to the most enigmatic basketball player in the NBA. World Peace can be a scary individual that lets his mental issues get the better of him, as we saw with the awful elbow that leveled James Harden.
There is also the better side, the amazing side, the LOL-inducing side.
The Lakers forward, with a penchant for shorts one size too small and interviews that make your head tilt to the side in confusion like a bewildered canine, made an appearance on CTV Vancouver's news broadcast.
Like a Quentin Tarantino movie, the video is filled with memorable lines, so keep up. Here are just a few of the most magical moments:
"It's raining everywhere! It's amazing!
Victoria! She sounds like she's hot! But she's actually cold, 14 degrees.
Tofino! Tofu. I like tofu.
There's snow up there! But I don't know those names, so not going to worry about those places.
I'm assuming there's cougars and bears up there. So watch out, don't go up there.
To get from this island to this island, take a boat.
It's beautiful. CTV, baby.
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Basically, this is MWP reporting the weather as he sees it, with no pauses for thought or review, and that makes it the most amazing thing you will see all day.
Yup, that's it right there, people. You can all go back to bed now and hope for something more exquisite and revolutionary tomorrow.
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