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Baylor's Neon Uniforms and the Brightest Duds in Sports

Zack PumerantzJun 2, 2018

Dress codes in sports are often stretched to the limits, from sexy reporters barely wearing skirts to athletes sporting an excess amount of bling.

But uniform design is a different animal, one that requires creativity and focus. Unfortunately, many of these designers interpret their expectations a bit differently.

While we expect solid, even intimidating colors that reek of confidence and class, we sometimes get a brighter production, an aesthetically painful display of artwork (dare we call it that).

Let's take a look at the brightest uniform duds in sports.

Grab those sunglasses.

10. San Diego Padres

1 of 10

Hopefully these two were discussing ways to improve their jersey.

Or praying the camera wasn't around...too late.

Perhaps some contrast would help.

9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2 of 10

To be honest, these jerseys are quite brilliant.

However, after three quarters we may need a prescription change.

Too much orange, not enough cowbell.

8. Montreal Expos

3 of 10

Randy Johnson's dominance came early when batters couldn't see the ball.

Bordering on masterful, this exhilarating attire is still giving us headaches.

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7. Vancouver Canucks

4 of 10

This is the type of mediocrity that leads to injuries and ruined careers.

His petrified look reeks of concern.

That V-neck might as well be a bull's-eye.

6. Uruguay

5 of 10

At least it's only goalie Fernando Muslera sporting this atrocious nectar.

He's clearly trying to grab his opponent's jersey instead.

5. John Daly

6 of 10

One of many for the colorful golfer. We mean the shirt...the pants are sensational.

John Daly never fails to ignite the crowd.

All he's missing is a Scotch on the rocks and a lit cigarette.

4. Atlanta Hawks

7 of 10

Defenders couldn't believe their eyes.

Now Pete Maravich's domination makes sense.

Baylor is set to take a similar route.

3. Slovenia

8 of 10

Charlie Brown would fit right in with this crowd.

They seem to be ducking for cover, attempting to avoid baffled eyes.

2. Baylor University

9 of 10

Blinding opponents is certainly one tactic to use.

We'd be surprised if the bottoms didn't double as a bathing suit.

1. Craig Sager

10 of 10

Taking several pages out of Don Cherry's book, apparently.

Kevin Garnett wasn't pleased and decided to keep it real.

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