Miami Heat's LeBron James Mulls Return to Cleveland Cavaliers?

Has the "king without a ring" really become this delusional?

Does the capricious number six from South Beach actually think basketball fans, especially those in Cleveland, believe his recent revelation?

Has the coveted NBA championship crown he imagines perched atop his 6'8" frame pressed so forcefully against his brain matter that it's now causing the two time NBA MVP to utter ridiculous nonsense?

LeBron James' speculation about returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers after his contract expires with the Miami Heat seems as believable as Kobe Bryant pledging never to stray again in a future relationship or Allen Iverson claiming he lost most of his NBA fortune to unwise philanthropic endeavors.

Call this another LeBron James public relations train wreck or another disingenuous disaster certain to sully basketball fans against this wildly talented basketball player yet again. LeBron needs to learn how to guard his tongue a lot better than defending any opponent he'll ever check on the hardwood.

James' calculated comments concerning his potential return to Cleveland appear as transparent as the nylon nets dangling from the basketball rims in the Quicken Loans Arena where he'll lace up against his former team tonight. Lebron's premeditated prognostication is pure poppycock!

It doesn't take a psychiatrist to read right through this "would-be king's" flimsy fabrication that he would ever consider a return to the Cavs. James offered this specious speculation in anticipation of the raucous "welcome" the perennial all-star is expected to receive tonight from the fans and city he ceremoniously spurned two summers ago.

Does LeBron actually think the fans in Cleveland would buy into the hollow hope of his shallow words? Or, are James' words part of a premeditated strike to mitigate the avalanche of criticism he's certain to receive this evening? Well, these answers are about as obvious as the unparalleled basketball ability number six possesses.

I'm sure that embittered Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert will agree too, and should respond to LeBron James' comments—as soon as he can stop laughing.

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