Pittsburgh Steelers Video: Watch Steel Curtain Awkwardly Sing Winter Wonderland

Some things in this world are too hard to define to even try. This certainly qualifies. 

Let's start with the hats worn by Chris Hoke and Ziggy Wood. Wood is sporting a nice black and gold Steelers cap. A Santa hat can make even a big, tough dude like Hood look like a teddy bear.

Then we have Hoke. The thing on his head looks like it was once a strange animal that I didn't know existed. But like Wood, it definitely screams Christmas spirit. 

As does the singing. Sure, it wasn't good, but that defines Christmas more than anything. These men are doing everything they can to brighten your spirits. 

Notably Hood, who's the clear MVP of this project. 

While he doesn't have a particularly strong singing voice, he clearly has a strong ear for what is and isn't a good singer. That's where his value really comes out here. 

You can sense him getting desperate. When he hears himself and the rest of his teammates and the poor singing displayed by everyone, he calls an audible that Ben Roethlisberger would be proud of, only he was the only one that seemed to be aware of the audible. 

Rather than continuing with what was clearly a sub par singing performance, Hood decided to show us all his dance moves. That's what entertainment is all about. If you can't give us one really good skill, give us a few mediocre ones. 

At this time of the year, we'll forgive lack of talent, as long as the effort is there. Hood went out of his way to give us some variety, and it's hard to not appreciate that. 

The Steelers know that he's the MVP. That's why he's standing in the middle of the field. The rest of the band clearly knew to lead with their best.

The heat of a playoff race and the stress of the holiday season didn't get in the way of the Steelers and their bid to bring us the most entertaining video possible. You have to respect that.

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