Brandon Jacobs Video: Watch Giants RB Thrust His Way to NFL Infamy

There are some things you just shouldn't do on a football field. All manners of thrusting and assorted other lewd activities feature prominently on the list.

And I'm pretty sure New York Giants running back Brandon Jacobs did all of them in the span of a couple seconds on Sunday night.

In case you missed it, Jacobs found the end zone in the second quarter of tonight's game against the Dallas Cowboys, at the time giving the Giants a 12-7 lead.

But after watching Jacobs' celebration, the score became pretty much irrelevant. You'll know why after you watch the above video.

Come to think of it, I dare you to watch this clip without exclaiming, "What the hell is he doing?!"

Honestly, I'm not sure. It started with thrusting, but then it developed into a hip waggle and what looked to be a modified version of the old Antoine Walker shimmy.

Henceforth, the total package shall be known as "The Jacobs." It should be duplicated by nobody. Forever.

In the middle of it all, Henry Hynoski ran up and got in Jacobs' personal space. He allowed himself to be thrusted once before he realized he had made a mistake. My guess is that he's probably not going to want to talk about it, and in fact, will probably deny the incident ever took place.

But alas, the video doesn't lie. That's something of a problem for Jacobs, as we will forever have visual evidence that proves he is guilty of performing arguably the most WTF celebration in the history of the NFL or any other league.

I want to say that he should be proud, but, well, he shouldn't be.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to wash my eyes out with bleach now.