NFL Picks Week 14: Why Tim Tebow's Broncos Are Guaranteed to Beat Chicago Bears

The tired tale of Tim Tebow notching another win is set to unfold like it has the last few weeks. The next victim to the winner will be the Chicago Bears. 

There is nothing you can do about it: Tebow and the Broncos have already won. You can hide in fallout shelters or try to look for a portal to another dimension. The latter may be the more realistic option as Tebow rules this realm. 

You see, things just work out for the hero of the moment. And the madness won't stop in Week 14. This is an important fact considering what we had in our minds just a couple weeks ago. 

Many Tebow critics, including myself, picked this game as the one where Tebow would be served a heaping dose of hurt by the Bears defense. I would say that Tebow would be humbled by it, but he has far too much humility to go around. That's really part of his charm. 

What has happened is a parting of the seas and the shining of light. I am, of course, referring to the Bears derailing in epic form. 

The injury bug has given the Broncos the perfect shot to take down what looked like a Super Bowl contender a few weeks ago. 

Jay Cutler and Matt Forte will be sidelined, making it hard for the Bears to move the sticks. I expect the offense to be a stagnant mess. Consider that the Broncos have been magical on defense lately, and you can see that the Bears, not the Broncos, are in for a world of hurt. 

What's left to fill in the holes of this tale is Tim Tebow. Now he hasn't compiled a complete game as of yet. His heroics are usually left for the second half or fourth quarter. 

That will be perfectly fine for this game. This will be an ugly contest with each team struggling to score early. That is when we will see a late drive led by the man of the hour. 

At some point, the Broncos will lose. That time is not this week.