WWE Merchandise: The 15 Weirdest Things I Found on eBay

After three hours of scouring eBay for pointless WWE merchandise, I have come back with 15 items I really did not expect to find.

I can't believe the amount of things that have the WWE name plastered all over them!

You really can sell anything on eBay, as you will see in this list.

I thought it would be hard to find 15 weird things to buy but it turns out that worry was unfounded.

All links are included with the pictures.

Enjoy!

John Cena Candy Cane Tree Ornaments

Christmas is coming, so why not get yourself some John Cena candy cane tree ornaments?

Oh yeah, because they’re rubbish.

Why would you want Cena on your Christmas tree?

It’s annoying enough that he’s on television for two hours a week.

Undertaker Santa Hat

This Santa hat on the other hand is immense and I must buy one.

I can’t think why you’d want a devil worshipper on your Santa hat.

In fact, it’s probably because it looks amazingly cool.

Check the Triple H one as well!

WWE Personalised Face Cloths

Washed your hands and got nothing to dry them with?

WWE has you covered with these branded hand towels!

Rock Slurpee Mug

Get your own personal Slurpee cup featuring The Rock!

The best thing about this is the fact that it is a holographic mug!

John Cena Thumb Wrestler

Re-enact all the great battles Cena has been in by having a thumb wrestle with someone wearing this!

The Five Knuckle Shuffle poses a problem...

11 Inch Hulk Hogan

You know what I really don’t understand?

Why this soft toy has a oriented face.

It just doesn’t seem to fit with the rest of the toy at all...

Folding Scooter

The WWE has left nothing unbranded. They are also plastered all over scooters!

I might buy one to travel to work on.

I’m not sure the abuse I would get would be worth the savings I’d make on public transport though...

Mrs. Dwayne Johnson Car Sign

You aren’t though are you? The only person who deserves one of these is the actual Mrs. Johnson.

I'm Awesome Pendant

Just in case you are one of those people who need to let people know you’re awesome, wear this and they’ll know instantly.

Hulk Hogan Workout Set

A bit weedy? A bit too slim? In danger of becoming the local punching bag?

Build some muscles and become a Hulk with this Hulkamania workout set!

My God, what will they come up with next?

The Rock's Dog Tags

I love this.

It’s brilliant.

It’s unbelievable how immature it is.

Roody Poo Candy...

Photos of Chris Jericho

Want some photos of Chris Jericho but don’t want to print them off yourself?

Buy some off eBay!

John Cena Chore Chart

Do your chores! Every Little Jimmy must have one of these.

Cena watches over you as you gain stars for vacuuming.

WWE Monster Truck

MONSTER TRUCK! I really want one!

After I got over the initial excitement of seeing this product, I wondered why the hell it existed.

I mean seriously, what do monster trucks have to do with WWE?

Fair enough, Stone Cold has driven a fair few in the past but he isn’t even featured on this truck!

I still want one though.

Hulk Hogan Squirt Head

Why would you use this? I might buy one for watering the plants...

Thanks for reading!