Kim Kardashian Divorce: Immediate Reactions to Split With Kris Humphries

Well folks, it would appear that the rumors of the impending Humpdashian split were true after all, at least according to TMZ:

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Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries  ... TMZ has learned.

We're told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It's a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites "irreconcilable differences."

We're told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.

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But how is the Internet reacting to this shocking, horrifying, totally expected news? How has the loss of another WAG impacted the world?

Let's find out.

We start with Sports Illustrated's Jimmy Traina, who is asking the question on all of our minds.

Dan Wolken of The Daily keeps things in perspective.

Jason McIntyre of The Big Lead is optimistic that Kardashian will land off her feet.

Richard Deitsch of Sports Illustrated has given up on that silly little thing called love, however. And who could blame him?

Bill Simmons explains the salary cap ramifications of the divorce.

And just in case you are hanging on to the hope that these rumors may be false, let it go—Ryan Seacrest is confirming it on Twitter. Oh, the horror!

Kardashian out. And after only 72 days! That was less a marriage and more an investment. Seriously, it had to be about the money. From the Los Angeles Times (via the New York Post):

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Here is a breakdown by the New York Post of Kardashian's estimated $17.9-million profit:

-- Two-part TV special: $15 million.
-- Sale of wedding photos to People: $2.5 million.
-- Sale of rights to engagement announcement to People: $300,000.
-- Sale of rights of bridal-shower photos to OK!: $100,000.
-- Paid to have the bachelorette party at Tao Las Vegas : $50,000.

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You may not be able to buy love, but you sure as hell can sell it.

My name is Timothy Rapp, and I put the "grrrr" in Swagger.