NFL Picks Week 6: Colts, Jaguars and Teams Sure To Suck for Andrew Luck

Unfortunately for Indianapolis Colts fans, St. Louis Rams fans, Jacksonville Jaguars fans and hell, even Philadelphia Eagles fans, the NFL season is growing increasingly depressing.

While the Colts and Rams search for their first win of 2011, other NFL bottom dwellers are on the hunt for Stanford's Andrew Luck, a ridiculously hyped quarterback prospect predicted to go No. 1 overall in the 2012 NFL Draft.

Luck has the Stanford Cardinal 5-0 this season, and in the running for the BCS National Championship Game next January.

Regardless of team success, Luck seems destined for the Heisman Trophy this season, just as the Minnesota Vikings' ownership seems destined to tank in order to take Luck next April.

I'm kidding of course, the season is far from over and the Vikings showed some actual life last week with a win over Arizona.

Still, "Suck for Luck" has become more and more popular a phrase among those around the NFL this fall, so one has to wonder, which losers in Week 6 will be most inclined to suck it up for Luck.

Miami Dolphins (0-4)

This is the most obvious team out there in need of Luck's services next season. It's only a matter of time before their head coach, Tony Sparano is fired, and their quarterback situation, following the loss of starter Chad Henne, is horrid.

A loss to the Jets Monday night is almost a lock, and at 0-5 without a franchise quarterback, the Dolphins would be dead in the water.

Jacksonville Jaguars (1-4)

The Jaguars drafted for the future last spring when they took Missouri's Blaine Gabbert early in the first round, but Gabbert has been thrown into the fire already this season and could have his confidence destroyed by season's end.

If Jacksonville fell to the first overall pick, how could they pass on starting over with Luck, even if it is way too soon.

Indianapolis Colts (0-5)

Indianapolis is another tricky situation. Peyton Manning's neck is a major concern and Curtis Painter is most likely not going to be the guy for the long term.

With Manning's injury concerns, and his age, Andrew Luck would be an ideal pick for the Colts next offseason, allowing them to potentially stash the rookie on the bench for a season or two giving way to the second coming of Aaron Rodgers in a few years.

Minnesota Vikings (1-4)

Unless Minnesota decides to just give direct snaps to running back Adrian Peterson, the Vikings need help at quarterback.

Donovan McNabb is both aging and declining as time goes on, evidenced by his recent trades out of Philadelphia and Washington.

Andrew Luck would be a godsend for the Vikes going forward, even if the Christian Ponder experiment never even began.

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