Allow Me to Introduce Myself

Hello, my name is Seth Johnston and I'm a new contributor to Bust a Bucket. Here is just a sample of the many awkward and/or embarrassing pictures of me available on the internet:

I have been running a Blazers-ish blog called Deceptively Quick for a couple of years now.

Yes, I know you haven't heard of it. I was just as surprised as you are that Bust a Bucket was willing to invest millions of dollars to secure my services. (That reminds me, Sheed, I think my check got lost in the mail again.)

I recently moved to Minneapolis from Portland to follow my dreams of being immersed in mediocre NBA basketball and fans.

Actually, Portland and the Twin Cities do have a few hoops connections. David Kahn, GM of the T'Wolves, is from Portland. Joel Przybilla, Portland Center Vanilla Gorilla, played his college ball at the University of Minnesota.

Also, Kevin Love has been booed by both fan bases for basically trying to mind his own business. This has all helped to ease the transition from rain to snow.

If you want to know precisely what I will bring to Bust a Bucket then we already have something in common. I should let you know that I tend to drift towards the more obscure Gamma Quadrant-like regions of the Basketball Universe. Also, I'm very comfortable making Deep Space Nine references.

Your e-mails will always be welcomed, then mocked, then appreciated, then replied to: [e-mail]