'Big Baby' Davis Crashes into Courtside Seats, Engulfs Woman with His Bottom
In what can only be described as a "Big Baby eclipse," Glen Davis' buttocks made an entire human being disappear during Sunday's game against the Phoenix Suns.
The incident occurred early in the fourth quarter, when the Los Angeles Clippers power forward slammed butt-first into a row of courtside seats at Talking Stick Resort Arena.
Davis' tumble featured maximum inertia and the near-implosion of a chair, which is to be expected when a 6'9", 290-pound hillock of humanity smashes into a number of very movable objects.
What wasn't immediately apparent, however, is that Davis’ butt managed to completely engulf a small woman sitting in the courtside seats. Lost beneath layers of booty, somewhere near the mantle of Earth's crust, this woman briefly languished under the power forward’s bottom.
Thankfully, with the help of bystanders, Davis was dislodged from his impromptu seat, and the woman emerged, disheveled but alive. He immediately apologized for the near suffocation and appeared to check the woman's vitals before returning to the floor.
Here's another angle of Davis' fall.
The Clippers would go on to beat Phoenix 120-100. Davis finished the game with two points, three rebounds and one solar eclipse.
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