Hogan family providing quality reality programming

If there was ever a peak time for Hulk and Linda Hogan to put their daily lives on television, it would be now (though it might end up being confused with an episode of Intervention). A few weeks after failing to invite her mother to her 21st birthday, Brooke Hogan went on the record stating that she believes her mommy is doing drugs.

As a result, Linda’s publicists fired back in a not-so-family kind of way.

If Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father’s lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, Charlie will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called “Redemption” which will easily surpass any of Brooke’s records sales.

Brooke has always had a problem telling the truth. If it is her claim that her breasts are natural or she hasn’t been banging the crap out of the pot head $tack for the last 3 years, then her comments of Charlie being a year and a half younger than her are again a complete fabrication (they are 4 months apart). She only judges Charlie because of his long hair and age, Linda doesn’t judge.

Here are some cold hard facts; these people who say Linda is doing drugs are friends of Hulk Hogan. Brooke is Hulk’s only remaining mouthpiece and a pawn in his game of control. Linda will walk into any drug testing facility and take a random test and the truth will be she is clean. Put your money where your mouth is Brooke aka Hulk. Brooke “thinks” she’s doing drugs is a hypocrisy when her father and $tack are rolling and Smoking joints together in Brooke’s recording session, and Brooke knows it. As for Charlie, he is an accomplished Spring board diver (4th in the Nationals), eagle scout and certified captain in commercial boating with his bigger goal of joining the fire department. Linda’s definition of a good time is hitting a 8:30 am mass at St Max’s grabbing some Cuban food at Versailles (her fav). We aren’t here to kiss anyone’s ass but Linda would love spend a fun California day with Perez with or without that famous garlic chicken, but you have to go to mass.

Gary Smith on behalf of Linda Hogan
Global PR Inc

Hulk Hogan smokes joints? OH FOR SHAME!!! What happened to the prayers, training and vitamins? ###MORE###

May 27

1968 - Major league baseball announces its intent to expand to Montreal.  Montreal subsequently announces its intent not to give a shit.

1969 - Former Mets catcher Todd Hundley is born in Martisville, VA.  According to Baseball-reference.com, Hundley made an estimated $47 million over his 14 year career proving once again that even slugs make craploads of money in the Major Leagues.

Craig “Ironhead” Heyward

Ironhead was the Pro Bowl running back who played for the Saints, Rams, Colts, Bears and Falcons throughout his career.  According to Wikipedia (which is never wrong), Heyward was given the name “Ironhead” in high school because of “his wild-man strength and the fact that he had to wear a size 8¾ hat size.”

Ironhead passed away on this date in 2006 after a lengthy battle with bone cancer.  Luckily, before he passed away, he left us with this awesome commercial…

And that old friend will is none other than … JAMES HARRISON! Just days after refraining from a White House visit and providing an idiodtic justification, Harrison’s pit bull attacked his son.

Hey, if Harrison dons the cover of Sports Illustrated over the summer as part of his personal campaign to garner “respect”, he’ll be one with Michael Vick.

Sit Ubu, sit. Good Dog.

The Media Circus takes a look at former players-turned-media and the baseball cards that they once appeared on.

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