MCBB
HomeScoresBracketologyRecruitingHighlights
Featured Video
Bold MLB Predictions for Second-Half

Cody Zeller Video: Watch Hilarious Parody of Indiana's Big Handsome

Gabe ZaldivarJun 7, 2018

Here is an ode to things that are wholesome, handsome and, particularly, Cody Zeller. 

All of Hoosiers nation will be humming along to a very Bruno Mars melody that features their big man and his decision to go with the fanfare in a little corner of the country rather than feature in the bright lights of the NBA. 

SportsGrid has this video that makes reference to the Travie McCoy song Billionaire, which features Bruno Mars. 

TOP NEWS

Summer League Takeaways ✍️

Fanatics Fest NYC 2026

LeBron's decision halting NBA's schedule release

Dallas Mavericks v Portland Trail Blazers

Cheap FAs Every Team Could Use 💰

Well, this little nugget of goodness is entitled "Don't Want to be a Millionaire," and it's basically Zeller walking around campus being all wholesome and stuff. 

The melody and lyrics combine for the perfect chuckle-worthy video:

"

I don't wanna be a millionaire all that bad
Just keep getting allowance from my dad
I'll still be on the cover of sports magazines
Smiling next to Yogi and Tom Crean

"

The only thing missing is Zeller taking big gulps of milk or walking old ladies across the street. 

Watching the faux Zeller walk through campus, the dining commons and dorms really should be a sad sight. But damn it, the melody makes Zeller's decision to stay in school seem divine. 

I mean, how can he give up those cookies in the dining commons?

Follow me on Twitter for updated awesome. 

Bold MLB Predictions for Second-Half

TOP NEWS

Summer League Takeaways ✍️

Fanatics Fest NYC 2026

LeBron's decision halting NBA's schedule release

Dallas Mavericks v Portland Trail Blazers

Cheap FAs Every Team Could Use 💰

2013 NBA Finals - San Antonio Spurs v Miami Heat

Riley Teases Another Heat Move

Pro Bowl Football

Watch: Jerry Rice Chases After Heckler

2nd-Half Bold Predictions 🔮
Bleacher Report3h

2nd-Half Bold Predictions 🔮

TRENDING ON B/R