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Word Life Vol. 10: 12 Rounds...and an Extra Clip

AkDFeb 5, 2009

Welcome to another volume of "Word Life" as inspired by John Cena. Every ten volumes I will write about Cena, since he sparked the idea in the first place. I like to write these articles when I'm not writing about "the lastest news on wrestlemania", spoilers, "RAW Rewinds", or other things.

Now that's out of the way...Who has seen the "John Cena 12 Rounds" trailer? It's pretty hard to miss since WWE has shown it about a dozen bajillion times, if that were an actual number. Cena doesn't look pretty bad. It's about a detective who goes on a rescue mission to save his wife, similar to the Marine where Cena was obviously a Marine instead.

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He brings the intensity to the big sreen just as he does in the ring, and my fondness of him continues to grow.

I see why he's rewarded with championships, the man is hard worker. He's truly dedicated and be'll wrestling until the chaingang is finally defeated...if the gang even exists. I waited until the Marine came out on DVD to watch it. I didn't want to watch it but my sister forced me to.

Surprisingly it was great, so I'll go see 12 Rounds and let you guys know how it was, if you even care about the movie anyway. Imagine if it were No. 1 in the box office? WWE would be ecstatic.

I like the movies because like Marine—it's very action packed. I mean explosions, crashes, chases, guns, and the rest of the goods. Cena is portrayed just like he is in the ring in his movies...like Superman.

Yup, Cena is super in this film and I'm dying to see him escape an inescapable explosion and maybe...F-U some one? Oops I have my PG rating on so I mean the "Attitude Adjuster". What kind of Bull...Oops that PG rating again. I mean what kind of name is that?

Attitude is right though. WWE's attitude needs to be readjusted, better yet reinserted back into the veins containing our WWE bloodline. Don't worry the whole article isn't about Cena's "12 Rounds" film. As you can see, I have an extra clip.

Now how about that Khali? I would love to go in depth on The Punjabi Giant, but I'll just touch the surface. Is he from Hawaii? He has that lay, or whatever you call it around his neck. What is his entrance music now?

I liked his old one better. He's better off coming out to Busta Rhymes' "Arab Money" song, or maybe not...we don't want to cause any trouble and what not because it might be too stereotypical.

The big man is sorta useless right now and having him as a face isn't helping at all. Maybe Khali could use an "Attitude Adjustment" and let's hope he gets a friggin damn good one! Oops! That damn f***** rating! Ahh man guys I think I have to go now.

This concludes this volume of "Word Life" because I think I'm about to get censored by the PG rating. Fight the power! Word Life!

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