UFC 146 Fight Card: Junior dos Santos vs. Frank Mir Drinking Game

UFC 146 is only hours away, so it is time to make your plans for the evening.

The card, taking place at the MGM Grand Garden Arena, is the first all-heavyweight main card in UFC history.

After weeks of analysis from the collection of talent here at Bleacher Report, it is time to sit back and enjoy the action. Rather it be on your couch, with friends or out at a sports bar, you can enjoy this game alongside the pay-per-view action.

Drink one...each time Mike Goldberg is not back to the mic in time after taking a bathroom break. How will you know? Listen for Joe Rogan's cue. He created this rule. Typically you hear Goldberg talk during the entrances, but when he is late to the party there is usually a brief pause with dead air and then Rogan tries to take over until he returns.

Drink one...for each knockout and submission on the card.

Drink one...when a fighter has brazenly put his own face on his banner.

Drink one...every time you hear “he's rocked”.

Pour one out in remembrance...for each WEC mention during Mike Brown's fight. A sad fall for the former champion. WEC NEVER DIE.

Drink one...in under six seconds if the commentary crew mentions Duane Ludwig's six-second KO record.

Finish your drink...if C.B. Dollaway protests the stoppage of the fight. Or if Jamie Varner cries at the conclusion of his.

Finish your drink before the pay-per-view broadcast begins...WHEN JOE ROGAN AND DANA WHITE YELL AT YOU AT THE END OF THE PRELIMINARY CARD ON FX. THEY ARE TRYING TO GET YOU TO ORDER THE PPV THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY ORDERED. LOUD NOISES.

Drink one...if they mention Lavar Johnson's shooting incident. It takes a tough man to return following that. Toast him.

Drink one...for each mention of Cro Cop. Having fought three participants on the main card and Stipe Miočić's Croatian heritage, he is sure to be a frequent mention.

Drink one...for every Roy Nelson weight discussion. It does not matter if it is about the his past weight, his new weight, or some off-handed mention of how he should be at 205. Any or all will be talked about because with Roy Nelson it is all about the pounds.

Drink one...for each mention of recent Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix champion Daniel Cormier. As an AKA teammate of Cain Velasquez, and his training partner, the Zuffa crew should drop his name across the airwaves.

Drink one...for every Antonio Silva vs. Fedor Emelianenko mention. It should not take long for the production crew to have Emelianenko's brutalized face come across your television screen. Because it is still cool to show his downfall in 2012.

Drink one...for each Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira mention. Or if Rogan or Goldberg allude to dos Santos wanting payback against Mir. Big Nog is Cigano's hero, and I am sure they'll talk about that storyline tonight.

Finish your drink...if Frank Mir breaks a bone. Violence is rewarded handsomely.

This is only a game. Please remember to drink responsibility and enjoy the fights.