WWE Raw: Kane's Next Feud Should Be with Ryback

I'll come right out and say it: Kane does not fit into today's WWE. Kane is too weird for today's WWE. Kane seems out of place.

Kane's golden years were during the Attitude era, where there were other equally-weird wrestlers all over the place—like Goldust, Mankind, Gangrel and The Brood, The Godfather, Viscera, Val Venis, Al Snow, Big Bossman, Mideon, The Blue Meanie and Kane's brother, The Undertaker.

Because the Attitude era was full of weirdos, Kane seemed much less out of place than he does right now.

Today, it seems Kane is the only weirdo left. Where have all the weirdos gone? Is there anyone weirder than or equally as weird as Kane in today's WWE? The only wrestlers that come to mind are Brodus Clay, Lord Tensai, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella, The Great Khali and Ryback.

Ultimately, Kane needs to feud with someone who is just as weird as he is—someone who makes Kane seem less out of place. Who should it be?

1. The Funkasaurus? Brodus Clay is weird, but not "supernatural" enough.

2. Lord Tensai? This would work only if Kane were to turn face.

3. Zack Ryder? This feud should've happened after Kane was through with John Cena, not now.

4. Santino? Can you imagine Santino hitting Kane with the cobra? Me neither.

5. The Great Khali? Kane and Khali fought at WrestleMania 23 and last night on Raw. Does anyone want to see them wrestle each other again? I don't.

That leaves the Terminator-esque machine Ryback.

Ryback eventually needs a feud, and who would be a better opponent than Kane? Who on SmackDown can Ryback feud with? Unless WWE wants Ryback to become a heel, he can't feud with babyfaces.

That leaves Cody Rhodes, Alberto Del Rio, Camacho, Christian, Daniel Bryan, Darren Young, David Otunga, Drew Mcintyre, Heath Slater, Hunico, Jinder Mahal, Mark Henry, Titus O'Neil, Wade Barrett and...Kane.

Keep in mind that, like Kane, Ryback is weird. Like Kane, Ryback has no last name. Like Kane, Ryback seems to think he's a machine/not human. Like Kane, Ryback needs a feud; an interesting feud—which means a feud with someone who won't make him seem out of place.

Since Kane put his mask back on, he has feuded with John Cena and Randy Orton: two regular guys with first and last names. How interesting were these feuds? Would you like to see Kane have a similar feud in the future? No? Me neither. 

Let's face it: Ryback is the best person for Kane to feud with, and Kane is the best person for Ryback to feud with. Ryback is weird like Kane, big like Kane, and needs a feud—like Kane.

The Big Red Machine vs The Big Terminator Machine. Doesn't that sound awesome?

Thanks for reading! Who do you think Kane should feud with?