NHL All-Name Teams: Picking the 20 Most Ridiculous Hockey Names of 2011-12

Some hockey names just seem to fit. They roll off the tongue, sound great in highlight reels and can even seem to exude the spirit of the sport in their name.

"Sidney Crosby" rhymes and goes well phonetically, "Claude Giroux" sounds like a fancy french dessert, whereas "Zdeno Chara" contains the hard-sounding letters appropriate of the NHL's biggest player.

Then there are names that do not do a hockey player justice.

Some are hard to say, some hard to spell and others seem inconvenient for some other reason.

20. Robert Klinkhammer

What sound does a hammer make?

It's not "klink," is it?

19. Jacob Micflikier

"Mick-flick-er" is a name you can say over and over again and it will never stop sounding like something made up for a cartoon character.

Micflikier is on the Washington Capitals' AHL team.

18. Dustin Byfuglien

Before Byfuglien gained popularity by being an essential member of the 2010 Stanley Cup champion Chicago Blackhawks, his name was likely mispronounced as "Biff-fugly-in" by some.

The proper way to pronounce the last name of "Big Buff" isn't exactly normal, either.

17. Jeff Drouin-Deslauriers

Now a member of the Anaheim Ducks organization, there's no way his full last name was fitting on the back of his jersey.

16. Jonathan Quick

A goalie named Quick is a bad joke that's not even a joke.

15. Bracken Kearns

What was Bracken named after?

The plant of the same name?

14. Linus Omark

The name "Linus" does not exactly have the best history.

13. Cedric Lalonde-McNicoll

Lalonde-McNicoll isn't that bad, but the poor guy's first name is Cedric.

That creates an unfortunate combination.

McNicoll is under contract with the Carolina Hurricanes.

12. Justin Abdelkader

Abdelkader's name is particularly humorous for anyone who watched Nickelodeon cartoon Hey Arnold!

Younger fans might remember a superhero named "The Abdicator" from an episode titled "Eugene Goes Bad."

Once this connection is made, it's hard to hear Abdelkader's name and not think of it being said in a voice resembling that of Arnold Schwarzenegger's.

11. Jonathan Cheechoo

"Chee Choo" isn't exactly the sound that a train makes, but it's close enough.

10. Ryan Thang

At least his first name doesn't begin with a "G."

9. Ryan Garbutt

Anyone want to guess how many "butt" jokes he endured while growing up?

At a certain age, they stop being funny, but still...his last name has a butt in it.

8. Nicklas Grossmann

Gross, man.

Anyone? Or is this worse than the butt joke?

7. Vladislav Namestnikov

The recently drafted center belongs to the Tampa Bay Lightning.

His last name begins with "name." That's like using "password" as a password.

6. Paul Szczechura

This Buffalo Sabres' AHL forward has a name pronounced "Shuh-her-rah" but is spelled like a typo.

5. Michael Sgarbossa

The YouTube user's credibility may take a bit of a hit due to this video.

Sgarbossa actually isn't a bad name, but it sounds more like a monster from a bad movie than a hockey player.

4. Harry Zolnierczyk

"Harry Z" has a name pronounced "Zoul-nur-chuck," which is a disastrous name to try spelling from memory.

3. Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond

"PL3" is a much easier way to address the man with four parts to his name.

He is currently with the AHL's Abbotsford Flames.

2. Jordin Tootoo

What's worse?

His last name being Tootoo, or his number being two-two?

1. Wacey Rabbit

If your last name is "Rabbit," please do not ever name your son "Wacey."

Just think of an announcer trying to take themselves seriously while yelling, "RABBIT SCORES!"

The 5'9", 170-pound Rabbit plays for the Florida Panthers' AHL affiliate San Antonio Rampage.

B/R Featured Columnist Jason Sapunka covers the NHL and Philadelphia Flyers.

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