Kardashian Christmas Card: 10 Athlete-Inspired Cards We'd Like to See

Have you seen the Kardashian Christmas card? Because it is sort of ridiculous. There is even a 3D version, in which Kim's ass actually ends up blocking the rest of the family from view.

I made that up, but it might be true.

Inside of the card it probably reads, "Merry Christmas—our gift to you this year is a reminder of the lofty status in society you must have to be receiving a Christmas card from the luxurious Kardashian clan."

Everyone in the family is looking in a different direction in some sort of attempt to feign a cool indifference to the photo taking place, which of course is patently uncool when it is so obviously feigned.

Oh, and Lamar Odom is in it, which somehow is the most hilarious aspect of all. I wonder if he'll be doing a similar card with his new team, the Dallas Mavericks?

Probably not. But here are 10 other sports-related cards we would love to see for the holidays.

The Philadelphia Eagles

Sometimes, things just don't go your way. But fret not—the Eagles have the perfect card for the depressed friend in your life.

So uplifting.

Alexander Ovechkin

All their fans want is the team to improve its play, I'm sure.

Roddy White

They're hoping for an extended run in the playoffs, though the Packers, 49ers and Saints will have something to say about that.

Bob Knight

ESPN should send out their Christmas cards with the following pun. And no, I don't know if that is a beer Knight is drinking during this broadcast, but I sure do like to think it is.

Roy Halladay

Come baseball season, it's a Halladay every five days in Philadelphia.

Matt Holliday

But sometimes, you've just got to move on. Especially when one guy wants such a huge Christmas present.

Rex Grossman

And after 18 interceptions in 372 passing attempts, Rex Grossman is proof that he gives to opponents a whole lot.

Al-Farouq Aminu, Eric Gordon and Chris Kaman

They don't seem to be in the holiday spirit, do they?

Tim Tebow

You knew this was coming, right?

Lob City

Clippers fans now have arguably the most exciting player in the game, Blake Griffin, and one of the best point guards in the game to set him up for monster dunk after monster dunk, Chris Paul.

Clippers fans already got the best gift of all—hope.

My name is Timothy Rapp, and I put the "grrrr" in Swagger.