Can Someone Do Steroids Or Something?

This offseason has been awfully quiet.

The Mets and Yankees made a few pickups and since then there's been silence.

There's no looming strike nor contraction nor home run records being broken.   Randy Johnson could win 300, but that seems unexciting (even if he's likely to be the last one).  

Billy Martin isn't around to get in a fistfight.

George Steinbrenner isn't around to fire Girardi.

Bobby V isn't around to wear a fake mustache.

It's too cold for A-Rod to take his shirt off in Central Park, and even palling around with Madonna is boring.

Can someone do some steroids or something?  It's a long, cold off-season and we could use some fuel for the fires.

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