I've Gone Limp, as New York Yankees May "Go Hard" After Manny Ramirez

Ok...well, I may have had a drink or eight as I am writing this, but I cannot wait for the morning delivery of disappointing reality and sobriety, before voicing the overwhelming opinion of Yankee fans (yeah, I know Poncho is a mark, but he'll owe me his vote when my hook up for him in electric blondie-land pulls through).

If the fine young cannibals, aka Hank and Hal Steinbrenner, are going to make all of my heckling efforts from last year worthless (see previously posted articles and video from expensive seats that I had to throw on my credit card)...well, that's bulls**t and I want a refund!

Manny's a douche. No getting around it. We all know that the Red Sux are a "nation" full of (base)ballsuckers...so, when Boston management consulted the team as to whether they should ship his lazy ass off to L.A., and they said, "smell ya' later, on somebody else's finger," the Steinbrenner's should have taken the cue.

(Btw—listening to the B-Boys "Check Your Head" album is lots o' fun when boozin')

Well, I need to get some shut-eye...It's late. I've been working all day and all night (somebody has to give some effort to turn this economy around). So, I finish with this...

I've personally heckled Manny in Yankee Stadium, and pissed him off enough that he gave me the evil eye, while causing Lowell to turn and laugh. While sitting in Fenway Park, I watched his lazy ass take a slow jog over to grab a blooper hit over his head...by a Yankee...should've been a single base hit...which turned into a hustle-double because the loser in left field just didn't care.

I loved it.

The Yankees gained an extra base, even though they didn't really earn it. So...I don't want to see red sux penis-tasters gain the satisfaction of laughing at us for paying top dollar for the headache they voted, as a team, to get rid of.

Be smart Hank and Hal... Like any good New Yorker, I hate Texas, but Teixeira is money! And, Manny is a prima donna...