WWE: Who Is John Laurinaitis Texting Every Week on Raw?

What is it with John Laurinaitis and that cell phone?

I swear, every time we see him back stage, he looks like a giddy teenager with quick thumbs.

But you have to wonder, "Who is he texting?"

The answers could be endless. He could be talking to family, maybe his wife. Maybe his brother, Road Warrior Animal.

But more than likely, it has something to do with the "conspiracy" and those who may play a role in it.

Here are some candidates for Laurinaitis to "Reach out and touch someone" as they used to say in the old telephone ads.

The Miz and R-Truth

They helped start all this at Hell in a Cell. Maybe they have been placed on Johnny Ace's speed dial.

It would make sense to have two guys you reinstate on your texting messaging list so you can talk to them, get their thoughts and keep them as close to you as possible.

Kevin Nash

A logical choice to determine how Nash will upset the apple cart at the next PPV event.

And aren't we tired of seeing that over and over again?

Christian

Christian may be the biggest wild card in this whole thing.

The two can converse, deciding which way to control the WWE.

Christian would make an excellent leader of this new "movement" and help push other superstars to bigger roles in the company.

Shawn Michaels

Can't you see Laurinaitis begging the Heartbreak Kid to turn on his best friend?

It happened with Nash, it could happen with Michaels.

Michael Cole

This may be the most logical choice.

Cole did not like the decisions made by Triple H, nor where the company was going.

Cole is one of Laurinaitis' biggest supporters.

Mick Foley

Foley will soon make his appearance back on WWE television.

Laurinaitis wants to have top billing in the company. Foley is a great mind of many things and can provide leadership to the uneasy interim GM.

Stephanie McMahon

If he is texting her, it is probably to find out how to manipulate the system and pull one over on her husband, Triple H.

Teddy Long

Maybe they are chatting about old times in the business.

Or, Laurinaitis is telling the current Smackdown manager that if he is not chosen as general manager of Raw, then Long's job will soon be his.

Vince McMahon

If Laurinaitis is still working behind the scenes for Vinnie Mac, then he has to have him on speed dial and speed text.

Vinnie Mac is calling the shots, but whether this is tied into the angle does not appear to be a lock as of yet.

John Cena

I still like the idea of Cena turning heel and Laurinaitis texting him to determine when that will happen. Of course, it is Cena who is calling all the shots.

Maybe he has Nash in on this as well.

Maybe Shawn Michaels? What about Michael Cole?

It all remains to be seen, but if Cena is part of this "conspiracy," it will shock the wrestling world just as Hulk Hogan did when he turned heel.

AWESOME.

The Unknown

This is wrestling.

The cards have not all been played yet.

Someone could still come out of nowhere and shock us all.