WWE: Santino Marella's 10 Funniest Moments

Monday Night Raw was a big night for WWE.

Sure, Monday Night Raw effectively collapsed and lost its COO, but a much bigger moment happened earlier in the night.

Santino Marella returned!

He came out and smack talked Jinder Mahal in his gibberish language.

It reminds us all of just how great Santino is.

A former two time IC champion and two time Miss Wrestlemania, Santino has created quite a legacy for himself in WWE.

Let's look back at his 10 best moments.

The Honk a Meter

He never beat the meter.

But he was 19 times better than the Mountie.

He was so great that he almost had people thinking he would the Honky Tonky Man.

And I hope that impresses you. Because that's impressive.

You Should Be Cooking!

Thanksgiving is a special time for Santino.

He craves the breasts...of the turkey.

He also has a great dream where all of the Divas of the WWE will preapre him a meal for this special holiday.

Because women should not be fighting. They should be cooking!

For Santino Marella.

Santino Gives Us Real Music

Nobody has anything on Santino's singing.

This guy could make a musical hit with his ears plugged.

Seriously, he probably came up with that great music on the spot.

It owned!

Santino Got Street Cred

With a beat and his head turned sideways, Santino proceeded to show his awesome rap skills.

In honor of the Acorn guy in the crowd, Santino showed that he was untouchable.

Because he's from Europe and he likes his pancakes with maple syrup!

Santino Shows Melina How to Do Her Entrance

Santino can do the splits.

We all know it.

Something just went wrong.

Not sure what, but I'm sure Santino fixed it.

Santino and Masks

Santino invites Rey to Raw for the first time.

He helps Rey Mastrio learn that he is not Batman.

Santino should have been on that WWE Magazine to put that cover on the ceiling in their bedroom.

He even allowed Rey to speak but made sure he spoke a normal language.

Though Rey rudely did not appreciate Santino's helpful advice.

Santino Tells the Bum KYJ What's What

Let's be honest.

You just want to hear from 4:45 on.

That KYJ bum has got nothing on Santino Marella.

He can't even get the man's name right.

Santino Owns Stone Cold

Nobody is better than Santino.

Even Stone Cold thinks so.

Listen to him.

I would rather watch Condemned 2 starring Santino 1,000 times before watching Condemned once.

And those are the real bottom lines because Santino Marella say it be so.

Santino Is Versatill

When this guy called Freddie Prinze, Jr. came to Raw, Santino used the opportunity to show off his awesome acting jobs.

He wrote a screenplay called I Still Remember What You Did About 12 Summers Ago. Can you say box office smash?

He is versatile. He can be an evil fisherman, or obviously, a nerd.

I would totally go see He's All That.

Santino Blends in

Santino went to England, and he decided to take the time to get to know the culture.

He watched James Bond, Austin Powers, Mr. Bean and Benny Hill.

He even convinced the crowd that they should drive on the "right" side of the road.

In his study, he learned about having tea parties and decided to parley with Sheamus in the context.

He made Sheamus realize he was misunderstood, but eventually, the Celtic Warrior couldn't handle Santino's greatness and decided to get angry because he was exposed to gamma rays (Santino doesn't like it when he's angry).

I don't understand Sheamus's problem. Santino invited him to a party!

Stay Thristy, My Friends!

That's it.

The slideshow is over, but I leave you with a synopsis of the greatest of the great.

A man whose thirst for adventure is never quenched.

Santino Marella.

Stay thirsty, my friends.