Derek Jeter, Minka Kelly Breakup: The Best of the Breakup Tweets

By now, I'm sure you've heard the news rocking sports fans to their very core: Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have broken up.

For me, it's almost as sad as when I learned that Corey and Topanga had broken up (though imagine my joy when I learned they got back together and eventually wed! Oh, happy days!).

On that note, let's find out what the Twitterverse has to say about the breakup.

From ESPN's DJ Gallo:

"As I said on today's podcast, there's a chance Minka Kelly recently discovered sabermetrics and decided she didn't like Jeter anymore."

Kelly didn't consider that VORP fails to take into consideration a player's salary compared to said replacement player.

From Maxim, we get this little ditty:

"We’re sad Minka and Derek won’t be getting married. Mostly because 'Minka Jeter' sounds like an awesome character from a Star Wars movie."

Hopefully, "Minka Jeter" will be written in as the character that removes Jar Jar Binks' vocal cords with a lightsaber.

Jimmy Traina from Sports Illustrated's Hot Clicks reminds us of the following:

"Most desirable position in the world right now: Derek Jeter's wingman."

Actual most desirable position in the world right now: being Derek Jeter.

SportsCenter's John Buccigross may surprise you with his intentions:

"With the announced breakup of Minka Kelly & Derek Jeter I would like to announce my intentions to date......Derek Jeter #allthesinglehitters'

I think we can wrap things up with that one.