5 More of the Worst Wrestling Promos Ever

We're back for the third installment of worst wrestling promos, and today has some longer clips as well as some really short but funny ones. One of my favorites in the bunch today was not only because of how absurd the promo was in it of itself, but also because of the crowd and how well they were captured by WWE cameras.

Kudos to the camera folks...and the fans that were losing their stuff.

Again, these are bad/funny promos that didn't work for a variety of reasons. Sometimes it's the bad ad libs by the wrestlers, sometimes it's a really horrible script and sometimes it's just a bunch of stuff going wrong.

So sit back, relax and enjoy five more of the worse wrestling promos ever. I know I did.

I Found His Smile in a Pile of Pills

I lost my smile. Lost my freaking smile.

This promo isn't really that funny, but it kills me every time I hear about Michaels losing his smile. It might be one of the worst "heartfelt" moments in wrestling history.

The best part of the video is actually all of the fans crying their eyes out and making complete fools of themselves. Good stuff from HBK and whoever wrote this crap.

It's probably a safe guess that HBK found his smile in drugs and women later that night...but if not, then the smile might still be on the loose with the real killers.

Mustache

Poor Eli Cottonwood. He had to ad lib a promo on the premise of the word mustache, and needless to say it didn't work out too well for him.

Fair warning: I normally don't like clips that people have edited and inserted things into...I'm just a straight up clip guy. But I thought this one was pretty well done and it made me laugh. So if you want the unedited version, find it yourself.

After you finish this slideshow of course.

Positively S$%&

This angle and the promos it inspired should have been aborted immediately. It was a play on his book Positively Page and his character was some sort of motivational guru...but it just didn't work.

The stories were beyond dumb and DDP had some of the worst acting I have ever seen in wrestling. I always really liked DDP, but this was just horrible.

I do love the constipation face though. Self high five!!!

He's Got the Short Fuse AND the Fire

Don't worry fans, I didn't forget the weekly IPW clip. "Dynamite" Keith Watkins is about to light up your world.

I don't know what's best in this clip. Is it the props? The gibberish at the start? (Seriously, I think he said kdfjsfdjasfahhjas) The bi-polar topic change? What is it?

Either way, it's another gold standard clip from IPW. The best bad promo factory in the world.

Love Ya Hulk, but Just Move on When You Mess Up

About the only thing worse than blowing your script, is pointing out that you blew the line and will try again.

OK, the other thing worse is when you continually blow the line and then lose your composure and ruin the rest of the promo. Hogan is in good shape until about a minute and a half in...and then it all falls apart.