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NFL: Movie Poster Taglines for Each NFL Team

Andrew KulhaJun 24, 2011

We here at Bleacher Report understand that your basic NFL coverage during the 2011 NFL lockout might get a little bit repetitive and boring.

"Hey guys, well we are still locked out! Check ya later!"

That seems to be the standard lockout update.

So, in order to ease the pain of potentially no football and add some comedic relief we have gone through and assigned movie poster taglines for each NFL team.

Check it out:

Baltimore Ravens

1 of 32

"Oh yes, there will be blood."

Saw 2 (2005)

Buffalo Bills

2 of 32

"Whoever wins...we lose."

Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

Cincinnati Bengals

3 of 32

"3% BODY FAT. 1% BRAIN ACTIVITY."

Zoolander (2001)

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Cleveland Browns

4 of 32

"From gentle to mental."

Me, Myself, & Irene (2000)

Denver Broncos

5 of 32

"A Hero Will Rise"

Gladiator (2000)

Houston Texans

6 of 32

"The longer you wait, the harder it gets."

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Indianapolis Colts

7 of 32

"Intelligence is Relative"

Burn After Reading (2008)

Jacksonville Jaguars

8 of 32

"Are You Watching Closely?"

The Prestige (2006)

Kansas City Chiefs

9 of 32

"Prepare yourself for the most exciting, mesmerising and terrifying two hours of your life!"

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Miami Dolphins

10 of 32

"Fifty million people watched, but no one saw a thing."

Quiz Show (1994)

New England Patriots

11 of 32

"Great trilogies come in threes."

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

New York Jets

12 of 32

"Controversy...what controversy?"

Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

Oakland Raiders

13 of 32

"See our family. And feel better about yours."

The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Pittsburgh Steelers

14 of 32

"His story will touch you, even though he can't."

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

San Diego Chargers

15 of 32

"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl."

Wayne's World (1992)

Tennessee Titans

16 of 32

"There is a reason why you are so messed up."

Dodgeball (1995)

Arizona Cardinals

17 of 32

"Everything is suspect...everyone is for sale...and nothing is what it seems."

L.A. Confidential (1997)

Atlanta Falcons

18 of 32

"Buy the ticket. Take the ride."

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

Carolina Panthers

19 of 32

"The greatest hero ever assembled."

Inspector Gadget (1999)

Chicago Bears

20 of 32

"Some memories are best forgotten."

Memento (2000)

Dallas Cowboys

21 of 32

"Suddenly, life was more than french fries, gravy and girls."

Diner (1982)

Detroit Lions

22 of 32

"He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove."

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Green Bay Packers

23 of 32

"One ring to rule them all."

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Minnesota Vikings

24 of 32

"It's a strange world."

Blue Velvet (1986)

New Orleans Saints

25 of 32

"The dancing's over. Now it gets dirty."

Road House (1989)

New York Giants

26 of 32

"It's only a state of mind."

Brazil (1985)

Philadelphia Eagles

27 of 32

"Expect the impossible again"

Mission: Impossible II: (2000)

San Francisco 49ers

28 of 32

"Are You In Or Out?"

Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Seattle Seahawks

29 of 32

"Live your life at the point of impact."

Crash (2004)

St. Louis Rams

30 of 32

"We've Sensed It. We've Seen The Signs. Now... It's Happening."

The Happening (2008)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

31 of 32

"Success didn't go to his head, it went to his neighbor."

Envy (2004)

Washington Redskins

32 of 32

"Welcome to the suck."

Jarhead (2005)

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