NFL: Movie Poster Taglines for Each NFL Team
We here at Bleacher Report understand that your basic NFL coverage during the 2011 NFL lockout might get a little bit repetitive and boring.
"Hey guys, well we are still locked out! Check ya later!"
That seems to be the standard lockout update.
So, in order to ease the pain of potentially no football and add some comedic relief we have gone through and assigned movie poster taglines for each NFL team.
Check it out:
Baltimore Ravens
1 of 32"Oh yes, there will be blood."
Saw 2 (2005)
Buffalo Bills
2 of 32"Whoever wins...we lose."
Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Cincinnati Bengals
3 of 32"3% BODY FAT. 1% BRAIN ACTIVITY."
Zoolander (2001)
Cleveland Browns
4 of 32"From gentle to mental."
Me, Myself, & Irene (2000)
Denver Broncos
5 of 32"A Hero Will Rise"
Gladiator (2000)
Houston Texans
6 of 32"The longer you wait, the harder it gets."
The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)
Indianapolis Colts
7 of 32"Intelligence is Relative"
Burn After Reading (2008)
Jacksonville Jaguars
8 of 32"Are You Watching Closely?"
The Prestige (2006)
Kansas City Chiefs
9 of 32"Prepare yourself for the most exciting, mesmerising and terrifying two hours of your life!"
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Miami Dolphins
10 of 32"Fifty million people watched, but no one saw a thing."
Quiz Show (1994)
New England Patriots
11 of 32"Great trilogies come in threes."
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
New York Jets
12 of 32"Controversy...what controversy?"
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Oakland Raiders
13 of 32"See our family. And feel better about yours."
The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Pittsburgh Steelers
14 of 32"His story will touch you, even though he can't."
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
San Diego Chargers
15 of 32"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl."
Wayne's World (1992)
Tennessee Titans
16 of 32"There is a reason why you are so messed up."
Dodgeball (1995)
Arizona Cardinals
17 of 32"Everything is suspect...everyone is for sale...and nothing is what it seems."
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Atlanta Falcons
18 of 32"Buy the ticket. Take the ride."
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
Carolina Panthers
19 of 32"The greatest hero ever assembled."
Inspector Gadget (1999)
Chicago Bears
20 of 32"Some memories are best forgotten."
Memento (2000)
Dallas Cowboys
21 of 32"Suddenly, life was more than french fries, gravy and girls."
Diner (1982)
Detroit Lions
22 of 32"He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove."
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Green Bay Packers
23 of 32"One ring to rule them all."
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Minnesota Vikings
24 of 32"It's a strange world."
Blue Velvet (1986)
New Orleans Saints
25 of 32"The dancing's over. Now it gets dirty."
Road House (1989)
New York Giants
26 of 32"It's only a state of mind."
Brazil (1985)
Philadelphia Eagles
27 of 32"Expect the impossible again"
Mission: Impossible II: (2000)
San Francisco 49ers
28 of 32"Are You In Or Out?"
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Seattle Seahawks
29 of 32"Live your life at the point of impact."
Crash (2004)
St. Louis Rams
30 of 32"We've Sensed It. We've Seen The Signs. Now... It's Happening."
The Happening (2008)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
31 of 32"Success didn't go to his head, it went to his neighbor."
Envy (2004)
Washington Redskins
32 of 32"Welcome to the suck."
Jarhead (2005)
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