Turn Out the Lights Mama: The Chase is Over—Thank God

There is a god, hallelujah, this thing is over and we can all celebrate the three-peat of JJ, get the moonshine and pate out and lets begin the victory dance.

I haven't had this much fun since I had my ant farm back in middle school or maybe when I had my bleeding ulcer.

Something needs to be done to make this more exciting, maybe they only need five races. This is like playing 10 world series baseball games, you only need four to win the series but you just keep playing all 10 games for the fun or the millions of dollars in ticket sales.

I'm sure  some of you will buy the kool-aid and think there is a chance for Edwards or Biffle or Bugs Bunny  to win this chase, "anything can happen you know," well dear friends just tell Matilda and friends to pack their tents, is over, go home, feed your dog and get ready for Christmas, there is nothing to see, the show is over.

It's a shame, the only way for this chase to get exciting is by wishing JJ a DNF, I'm not a JJ fan, but I'm not going to wish him bad luck just to make this chase better.

Throughout cyberspace there is one words you read over and over to diescribe the chase, the word is "boring." Google "NASCAR chase boring" and you will get a whole afternoon of reading, also you will be very surprised of some of the names you see commenting on how lackluster this 2008 chase has been.

This may sound like a harsh and unfair criticism of NASCAR—after all I offer no solution on how to make the chase better.  I would think they got people making a six or seven figure yearly income who know how to plan a good chase, this one is not working, I can assure you if I had a good idea I would give it up for tickets to Talladega, Bristol, a hot dog or two, and a large glass of ice tea.

Love you NASCAR but it got to be better than this. Enough said.