Game 5 – Sox vs. Rays

3 Sox fans in an English pub in Chicago watch the most exciting baseball game  this season. Here is how it went…
	7-0 after a B.J “I am unconscious” Upton smacks a double, scoring Bartlett and Iwamura.
	The stands at Fenway begin to wane; Sox fans cannot face the humiliation of being man-handled at home for three straight games by the Devil Rays.
	Joe Maddon has a boner (metaphorically of course).
	The bottom of the 7th I had a gut feeling that Big Papi was going to finally come through.
	Papi quits bitching and hits a dinger; only down by 3 runs.
	Pappelbon is feeling it, but gets pulled; Masterson is brought in to finish, no more runs for Tampa.
	Bottum of the 8th, JD “Don’t judge a book by its cover” Drew hits a 2-run homer; down by one.
	I have a boner (metaphorically of course).
	I get a text from my brother, “OMG”
	I text him back, “Hell Mutha F$#@ing Yes, Bitch!”
	Bottom of the 9th, holy shit, the Sox are going to do it.
	JD “I am the new Papi” Drew smacks a line-drive to right field.
	Kevin “I like to sweat” Youkilis scores.
	I scream like a girl.
	I high-five everyone in sight; scream like a girl again, followed by a manly holler.
	The Sox are back in it. Game 6 tomorrow night!