NFL: 5 Things Donald Trump Might Do If He Were Commissioner

News that Donald Trump would not be seeking the presidency of the United States in 2012 has left the country in a state of shock.

But as in life, where one door closes, another one opens. 

So how does this apply to “The Donald?”  Next to the Presidency, there is only one other job in this country that is held in such high esteem, and that’s NFL Commissioner.

But, since this job is already filled by Roger Goodell, we can only speculate as to what Donald Trump would do if he were to become the leagues new boss.

Take a hypothetical look.

The Lockout

The Lockout:  To help resolve the current lockout, Donald Trump would scrap all negotiations and have both sides settle their differences on an Apprentice style reality show.

New Game Ball

New Game Ball:  To help make the passing game more exciting, Donald would unveil his new, official "comb-over ball."

Substance Abuse Program

Substance Abuse Program:  Instead of suspending players that break the league's substance-abuse program, Donald would force them to spend a weekend watching women’s tennis with Rosie O’Donnell.

Stadium Washrooms

Stadium Washrooms:  To help ease the pain after standing in line for hours, waiting to use the washroom, Donald would install "slot machine urinals" in every stadium.

End-Zone Re-Zoning

End-zone Re-zoning:  To generate extra revenue, Donald would have every stadium's end-zone, re-zoned as residential.