World Series: An Alternative Look at Philly Vs. Tampa

What championship round would be complete without a nonsense, no background check, non-relevant comparison between the two teams, their fans, and the cities they hail from?

Do these have anything to do with who will win the World Series? Of course not! But it can be fun and good for a laugh. Enjoy. Feel free to leave suggestions to be added later.

PHILADELPHIA VS. TAMPA (BAY)

In Philadelphia we have National League Champions.

In Tampa they have American League Champions.Advantage: PUSH


In Philadelphia we have Rocky.
In Tampa they have Cocoon.Advantage: PHILADELPHIA


In Philadelphia we have a championship football trophy.
In Tampa they have a championship football trophy.Advantage: TAMPA


In Philadelphia we have Rocky II.
In Tampa they have Lethal Weapon III.Advantage: PHILADELPHIA


In Philadelphia we have Citizens Bank Park.
In Tampa they have Tropicana Field.Advantage: PHILADELPHIA


In Philadelphia we have college basketball.
In Tampa they have spring training.Advantage: PHILADELPHIA


In Philadelphia we had Macho Row mullets.
In Tampa they have Ray Hawks.Advantage: PUSH



In Philadelphia we have Phillies Phever.


In Tampa they have...this.

Advantage: PHILADELPHIA


In Philadelphia we have the Phillie Phanatic.

In Tampa they have Raymond.

Advantage: PHILADELPHIA

There you go. The facts are in. By this logic the Phillies should win the World Series pretty easily.