Top 10 Hilarious Football Quotes of The Week, Part II

Have a look at the first edition here.

10. Alan Shearer

"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."

Shearer speaking of his commitment towards the game.

9. Mark Draper

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."

According to Draper, Barcelona moved to Italy—maybe it had more chances of winning the Serie A than the La Liga, Draper did AC Milan go to Spain?

Draper's career began at Notts County to Leicester to Aston Villa to Southampton.

8. Ian Rush

"I couldn't settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country."

Ian Rush coming to terms with the distance between Britain and Italy.

7. Ian Wright

"I'm not going to be harsh on anybody but Beckham cost us the match."

Wright blames Beckham for England's defeat.

6. Rafael Benitez

"In football, you should play with your heart and your mind."

Mr.Benitez, do you mind if I ask—what about the head and feet?

5. Micheal Owen

"Believe it or not but I was a young lad back when I was growing up."

Owen—I Believe You!

4. Sir Bobby Robson

"Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 is good enough."

A wide range of choices here!

3. Arsene Wenger

"Of the nine red cards from this season, we've deserved half of them."

I'll take the half!

2. Sir Alex Ferguson

"I wouldn't like to single out a player but Cole should be putting more chances to bed."

Cole would feel like a target.

1. Ruud Van Nistelrooy

"They might not agree with me but we lost the match because we didn't win."

A touch of Dutch sarcasm or...