Hall of Fame Voters Suck

Congratulations to Cal Ripken and Tony Gwyn on their recent Hall of Fame induction. They definitely deserve the honor and should be immortalized for their feats. However, I can't find anything warm and fuzzy to say about the voters. Who the hell are these people. I would love to meet the 2.4% that thought Gwynn's .338 lifetime average was no big deal. I would love to shake hands with six people that voted for...JOSE CANSECO!! Or give a pat on the back to the one voter who stood up to the system, the voter who stuck it to the man with his solitary vote for Jay Buhner. (I think he was picturing all the voters in one room when they unveiled the votes, and when they saw the vote for Buhner, one guy stands up and claps, then three guys, then slowly everyone is on their feet cheering) Way to go guys. You really no how to handle responsibility.

There are two main reasons, in my humble opinion, of why these morons voted the way they did. Either they sold their votes on Ebay to make a quick buck. Or they are such pompous d'bags that have their heads so far up their asses that they think they are so high and mighty and think that they are so superior and that they can use their votes to make points or fulfill some stupid ego trip or something. I don't know. But I hate them. Almost as much as I hate Terrell Owens.

Whoever is in charge needs to start cracking down on these idiots. Anyone who votes for Jose Canseco should automatically be stripped of voting privileges and forced to watch a continuous loop of Tony Kornheiser interviewing Jay-Z about his new album in the MNF booth.

You voters have a privilege that only a select few have. Please don't ruin it with your petty, self-indulgent crap. Just shut up and vote like a normal person. You're supposed to be professionals.