Brett Favre: 10 Things He Should Do After The Season
Brett Favre is always in the news these days. Will he retire, will he play, has he sexted and does he even know what sexting is?
After this weekend the Vikings season will be over and they are looking to move forward to next season and so is Favre.
Here are 10 things that Brett Favre should do after this season is over.
It's about time this happened. It's time for Mr. Favre to go to the Cracker Barrel and buy a rocking chair because his days as a starting quarterback need to come to an end.
It was a great run Brett, now hang up the cleats.
Shoot a Viagra Commercial
I mean he would be the perfect spokesman. You saw the pictures and heard the allegations, right?
Make Up With The Packers
Brett Favre and the Packers did not have a great split. It wasn't quite as bad as the Bobby Knight-IU split but pretty bad.
All jokes aside, Favre was great with the Packers. It's time for him to make up with the team he loved for so long and get his jersey retired and hung up in Lambeau Field.
Get a New Cell Phone
Since he will be retired after this point, he should get one of those cell phones for old people. Actually, Brett, get any type of phone you want, as long as it doesn't have a camera on it.
Live in Mississippi
Go back home, Brett. You've been away for a long time and it's time you return back to Mississippi.
Shoot Another Wrangler Commercial
This is Brett Favre's only income from here on out. Go back to Mississippi, get the pigskin out and your dog and shoot another Wrangler commercial so we can see you even after you are retired.
Because we all know you need the spotlight.
Put in Your Application to ESPN
It's only a matter of time before we see Brett Favre as an analyst on ESPN. He would be a great fit with the Monday Night Countdown crew and it's only a matter of time before he joins the ESPN team.
Buy Some Icy Hot
One big thing that he needs to do is rehab. His body has been through hell and back throughout his career and it's time to give it a rest.
Write a Kids Book
Every single time someone on SportsCenter talks about Brett Favre they mention how he is like a little kid when he plays football. Well, I think it's time ESPN puts their money where their mouth is and finances a Brett Favre children's book.
It could be called, The Old Guy That Just Wouldn't Hang It Up: The Brett Favre Story.
Hunt and Fish
Now that Brett Favre will be done with football, he will have time to go hunt and fish a bit and just enjoy life for a while.
It should be nice for him to once again be out of the spotlight.
Will he leave the house today, or will he not?