Brie Bella New Diva Sensation Or Fraud?

Ladies and gentleman of the wrestling watching universe.  Last Friday we saw the successful debut of a new hottie in the Divas division on Smackdown.  Her name: Brie Bella. 

At first glance she's not very intimidating, especially in a match against Victoria.  She's a slim and sexy latina looking to make her mark in a division full of slim sexies, but lets get past her looks. The real question is, "Was she a great wrestler?" The answer is pretty much...no. 

The entire match she got thrown around by the much bigger and more experienced Victoria but somehow still won.  So the question is...how?  What could have happened from the beginning of the match to the end that changed the result so much. 

Here's you answer: Brie Bella has superpowers where she goes under the ring and by the power of greyskull gets enough strength that a small package ends the match without any offense whatsoever.  OK maybe not really but somethings got to give right? 

I give you  exhibit A through Z.  In the above picture, the left shows Brie's entrance and the right shows Ms. Bellas exit, but wait, something's different.  Brie's belt has disappeared.  Did she and Hornswoggles have a two second romp under the ring and she forgot it on the dresser? 

Enough with the sarcasm (until I can come up with more), In reality on the right I give you new WWE Diva Nicole Bella.

(gasp!)

That's right... Brie Bella is a fraud!  Like Doink the Clowns, Skip and Zip, Doug and Danny, Chavo Guerrero and Kerwin White, and other experements from the WWE's top secret cloning facility in Stanford, they're trying to pull another one on us. 

The real question then becomes, how long before someone finally exposes these women for the frauds they are and how many more clones have the WWE made that we don't even know about?   Maybe we'll never know. 

Until then, shame on you Brie Bella.  If we've learned anything from the Sylvester Stalone classic, Judge Dredd, it's that cloning never works because one becomes evil and will send the other to cursed Earth.  Is that what we want to see? I don't think so.