WWE: Surefire Survivor Series Predictions For Tonight

Hello Creatures of the Night. Your Savior is here, and presenting you with his predictions for the atrocious Survivor Series PPV tonight. Let's get down to business, first up the main event.

WWE Championship - John Cena as Special Referee "Free or Fired"
Randy Orton © vs. Wade Barrett

Going into this match, the main attraction isn't Orton vs. Barrett but if Cena will get fired or not. Neither possess sufficient momentum. I'm not that interested in the match itself but how the finish is going to play out.

Lately there has been talk to take the WWE Title off Randy and have him win the Royal Rumble this year. Plans change regularly in the WWE but I still believe Barrett will win the title tonight.

One other thing that interest me is The Miz's prominent role in the title picture. Seems like he is more interested in the title than he first was. After Cena beats Barrett down and clears out Nexus, I expect Miz to cash in the MITB.

World Heavyweight Championship
Kane © vs. Edge

This match is a different story. Finally something new that the multiple Kane vs Mysterio or Kane vs Undertaker matches. Edge has been on a roll since his trade to Smackdown! Edge has the momentum going into this match.

He also has Paul Bearer in his back pocket. Despite all of this, Kane's title reign hasn't run its course yet. I expect Kane to pull this one out. But for the feud to continue to TLC, where Edge will win.

WWE Tag Team Championship
The Nexus (Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater) © vs. Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov

Gosh. The most boring match of the night if you ask me. I hope Santino's comedy saves this match...Somehow.

For either of these teams to hold the Tag Titles signifies what's wrong with the division. Easy prediction here. The Cobra falls, Nexus retains.

Unified Divas Championship
Layla & Michelle McCool © vs. Natalya

Third time in a row. I guess Creative doesn't care about the Tag Team nor the Divas division. Most people believe just because Natalya's challenging again, she's going to win.

Even though I would love to see Nattie win, LayCool will continue their idiotic reign over the Divas Division.

Survivor Series Match

Rey Mysterio, MVP, Kofi Kingston, Big Show & Chris Masters vs. Alberto Del Rio, Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, Jack Swagger & Tyler Reks

The fact that WWE just announced this match was just announced like last week means that it's just not important. This could actually be a great match.

Del Rio is steadily rising up the WWE ranks but not enough for him to win. If you haven't noticed, Big Show hardly ever loses matches. Rey and Show will be the last two remaining Superstars. 

Intercontinental Championship
Dolph Ziggler © vs. Kaval

This was a surprise match to say the least. Match of the Night here. I've read Ziggler's comments on carrying another indy mainstay to a good match. I see it as Kaval carrying Dolph to a good match.

Kaval can have a match with Khali and it will still be entertaining. Good to see Kaval finally being used correctly. I hated seeing him job over and over.

As good as he is, I expect Dolph to retain tonight. He needs to rebound from those three matches where he "carried" Daniel Bryan.

United States Championship
Daniel Bryan © vs. Ted DiBiase

Like the IC Title match, this one was unexpected. Teddy's been feuding with Goldust over the Million Dollar title for the past few weeks. He automatically get's stuck in the U.S. Title picture? Weird.

Ted showed his aggression when he blindsided Bryan last week. I think of him as a last-minute option for Creative. Daniel Bryan will continue his dominance.

John Morrison vs. Sheamus

This is what I'm planning on watching. Morrison has been attacking Sheamus since Bragging Rights. You know what? It's getting to him... Fast. Yeah, most of you say it's just for when Triple H returns. You're probably right.

But at the same time, Morrison is slowly rising up the card. I understand all the Morrison criticism but I like to focus on the positives. I see it going back and forth here. Somehow, Morrison gets the win to continue this feud.