WWE Tag Help : 10 Things The WWE Needs Now
Let's face it, the creative fiction of the WWE storyline is hurting bad right now. Bad scripts, mediocre wrestlers.
Things are so dull, they are going to have a throw back show on RAW next week to relive the glory days when the WWE was doing well.
Here are some suggestions to help the WWE get going again
Get Rid Of Nexus Pronto
1 of 10
God are these boring guys lame!
They are so bad, they make one long for the days of the Mean Street Posse, the Spirit Squad, and other lame acts.
It is the same bit every time these one-trick ponies hit the ring.
And what is up with Wade Barrett's "finishing move"?
He rolls a guy gently off his shoulders. He may as well kiss and massage him, it would have more impact!
Get rid of these losers and quit the "Cena is owned" bit.
Borrrrrriiinnnnggggg!
Do Not Give R-Truth A Mic Anymore
2 of 10
Seriously, I think Justin Bieber can rap better than this stiff.
And Justin Bieber has no talent, just a feminine haircut.
Who wants to hear this moron grunt anymore?
Kill his mic fast!
Tell Michael Cole To STFU!
3 of 10
Who wants to hear this unathletic dweeb's opinions?
Whether he is kissing one wrestler's derriere or lambasting another, last I checked his job was play-by-play, not color commentary.
Who gave this idiot the green light to whine and carry on?
Cole makes one long for Joey Style's BAD!
Teach John Cena How To Wrestle
4 of 10
Hasn't this guy been with the WWE long enough to learn more than three moves by now?
ECW, the REAL one, not the WWE version, fans are amongst the best in wrestling.
When Rob Van Dam got Vince McMahon to bring back the ECW talent for one night only years ago, the ECW fans chanted "Same Old Sh(expletive) when Cena "wrestled".
OK Cena, we get it...you are the Vanilla Ice of WWE. Your finishing move is a suplex that somehow hurts people...but still = learn how to wrestle for Christ's sake.
Bring Back Paul Heyman
5 of 10
In 1993, Heyman went to Philadelphia and rented a bingo hall to wrestle in.
The product was called ECW, an offshoot of the legendary NWA that WCW was born from.
ECW was old school wrestling that slowly built a cult following.
Vince McMahon realized the product was superior to his, so he bought it out and killed it off.
Hardcore wrestling is needed, not models with weak finishing moves like the "People's Elbow" or the "F.U.".
Heyman knows wrestling, something no one in the WWE today seems to know.
Bring him back to start the hardcore belt the WWE sorely is missing.
Give him full authority, get out of his way, and notice what the fans end up preferring.
Bring Back The Pile Driver
6 of 10
Has this classic wrestling move been outlawed?
When was the last time you saw a pile driver or even a Death Valley driver?
Are wrestlers today that weak and pandered?
Get the pile driver back = it is a real wrestling move.
Get Rid Of The Diva's Or Respect Them
7 of 10
The WWE doesn't even let women wrestle anymore.
The days of the Fabulous Moolah are long gone.
Basically women are supposed to act like tramps and not athletes in the WWE today, which is the same backwards thinking women have fought against for centuries.
Since G.L.O.W. is gone, the WWE owes female wrestlers the respect of letting them wrestle as opposed to exposing their private parts in the squared circle.
Kill The Secret RAW General Manager Bit
8 of 10
It probably will be exposed as Triple H, who is slowly taking over the business of being the corporate WWE face for Vince.
But the little signal to "let us know the 'G.M.' has a message for us" is terribly boring and uncreative.
Either get rid of the G.M. or bring back Eddie Guerrero's annoying and untalented widow so we can hear her butcher the English language some more.
Keep Pushing New Talent
9 of 10
The best of the stupid "guest General Managers" on RAW was when Jesse Ventura took a turn and made the WWE universe recognize new talent as opposed to the same boring faces.
It is time to push Randy Orton, John Cena, The Miz, and more to the back of the bus and push new wrestlers with fresh edges and stories.
Bring Back Vince McMahon
10 of 10
The WWE NEEDS more of Vince firing people and initiating people into his "K.M.A." club, let alone his power walk to the ring.
Vince also brings a olive branch to the beginnings, and old fans can recall Jesse Ventura telling him to shut up while offering him a punch in the face.
Though Vince is 65, he still goes strong. His wife lost her political life recently, so hopefully he will get tired of puttering around his mansion and get back to his roots.
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