The Last Shot: Braylon Edwards, Bob Barker, Buffalo Bills, John Daly.

The Last Shot takes a satirical aim at the athletes and events making news in the world of sports.

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More trouble for the program Sesame Street.  First Katy Perry’s wardrobe malfunction now the show’s producers announced they want Braylon Edwards to teach Elmo how to drive.

National Female League

To help attract more women consumers, the NFL has teamed up retail giant Destiny Maternity. The leagues marketing execs believe nothing captures a new mother’s joy more than owning her very own Oakland Raider Nursing Bra.

The Price Is A Right Jab

Bob Barker is recovering after having a dizzy spell.  To show his fans that he’s still in tip-top shape, the 80 year-old played 18 holes, then KO’d John Daly.

Culling The Herd

Buffalo safety Donte Whitner says he’s tired of his team being used as a punchline.  Many NFL fans agree.  The 0 and 3 Bills are better suited as a sight gag.

The Usual Mascots

Seen here with his fraternity brothers, Rufus Bobcat just identified his next victim.  The disgraced Ohio University cheer-meister is gunning for a mysterious mascot called Keyser Soze.