NFL Scores 2010: Complete Week 1 Roundup

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Miami Dolphins 15, Buffalo Bills 10

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ORCHARD PARK, NY - SEPTEMBER 12: CJ Spiller #21 of the Buffalo Bills runs away from Karlos Dansby #58 of the Miami Dolphins during the NFL season opener at Ralph Wilson Stadium on September 12, 2010 in Orchard Park, New York. Miami won 15-10. (Photo by R

Miami Beat Buffalo 15-10.

C.J. Spiller was not a factor and the Miami Defense had a good day. Chan Gailey's debut isn't something Bills fans are going to want to remember.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 17, Cleveland Browns 14

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TAMPA, FL - SEPTEMBER 12: Quarterback Josh Freeman #5 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers runs the ball against the Cleveland Browns during the NFL season opener game at Raymond James Stadium on September 12, 2010 in Tampa, Florida. (Photo by J. Meric/Getty Ima

The Buccaneers came back to beat the Browns 17-14.

Jake Delhomme came out firing, looking like his Pro Bowl self. Then the 2009 version of Delhomme showed up and it was downhill from there.

The Buccaneers steal a victory from a Browns team that still can't play four quarters.

New England 38, Bengals 24

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FOXBORO, MA - SEPTEMBER 12: Coach Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots shakes hands with Chad Ochocinco #85 of the Cincinnati Bengals at the completion of the NFL season opener at Gillette Stadium on September 12, 2010 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. T

Don't let the 38-24 score fool you, it wasn't that close.

Carson Palmer and the Bengals had some success in the second half, but the outcome of the game never was in doubt.

Houston Texans 34, Indianapolis Colts 24

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HOUSTON - SEPTEMBER 12: Quarterback Peyton Manning #18 of the Indianapolis Colts throws downfield against the Houston Texans at Reliant Stadium on September 12, 2010 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

The Texans victory over the Colts, 34-24, qualifies as the upset of the week.

The Texans are a team on the rise, but to think they'd take down the Colts in Week 1 with Peyton Manning behind center is almost unthinkable.

Almost . . I'm sure the Texans fans couldn't stop thinking about it.

Jacksonville 24, Denver 17

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JACKSONVILLE, FL - SEPTEMBER 12: Tyson Alualu #93 of the Jacksonville Jaguars tackles Tim Tebow #15 of the Denver Broncos during the NFL season opener game at EverBank Field on September 12, 2010 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty I

Yes, Tim Tebow played, the Angels sang, and dogs and cats are living together in peace and harmony.

The Jaguars still won 24-17, though.

Atlanta 9, Pittsburgh 15

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PITTSBURGH - SEPTEMBER 12: Michael Turner #33 of the Atlanta Falcons attempts to run through a tackle by James Farrior #51 of the Pittsburgh Steelers during the NFL season opener game on September 12, 2010 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Ph

Overtime!!!!!

The Steelers squeaked out a 15-9 victory in overtime that won't be remembered as a titanic battle between quarterbacks.

Tennessee 38, Oakland 13

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NASHVILLE - SEPTEMBER 12: Chris Johnson #28 of the Tennessee Titans runs into the end zone for a 76-yard touchdown in the first half of the NFL season opener against the Oakland Raiders at LP Field on September 12, 2010 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by

Yeah, this game really wasn't full of surprises.

Oakland may have a new quarterback, but the outcome remained the same, Tennessee romped all over them 38-13.

Carolina Panthers 18, New York Giants 31

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - SEPTEMBER 12: Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants gives instructions against the Carolina Panthers during the NFL season opener at New Meadowlands Stadium on September 12, 2010 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Chris McG

The score, 31-18 New York, is an accurate reflection of where both teams are.

Eli Manning is leading a playoff-caliber team and Carolina likes scores divisible by six.

Detroit Lions 14, Chicago Bears 19

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CHICAGO - SEPTEMBER 12: Calvin Johnson #81 of the Detroit Lions waits for a instant replay ruling on an apparent touchdown catch in the final minute against the Chicago Bears during the NFL season opening game at Soldier Field on September 12, 2010 in Chi

The 19-14 final score didn't come without it's share of controversy.

Controversy aside, Matthew Stafford got injured and the Lions don't even have a win to show for it.

I can't make fun of the Lions, they didn't ask for this.

Seattle 31, San Francisco 6

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OAKLAND, CA - SEPTEMBER 02: Head coach Pete Carroll of the Seattle Seahawks looks on against the Oakland Raiders during an NFL preseason game at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on September 2, 2010 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty I

Pete Carroll leads his Seahawks to an overwhelming victory, 31-6, over the 49ers.

The 49ers are the kind of team you want to root for, because Mike Singletary is the head coach and he's entertaining.

Then again, Carroll provides his own kind of entertainment every time he ducks a USC question.

Arizona 17, St. Louis 13

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ST. LOUIS - SEPTEMBER 12: Derek Anderson #3 of the Arizona Cardinals warms up prior to the NFL season opener against the St. Louis Rams at the Edward Jones Dome on September 12, 2010 in St. Louis, Missouri. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

It's a 17-13 win for the Cardinals.

But Derek Anderson still is the Cardinals starting quarterback, and anyone who follows Anderson knows the good times never last.

At least Sam Bradford didn't get killed.

Green Bay 27, Philadelphia 20

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PHILADELPHIA - SEPTEMBER 12: Aaron Rodgers #12 of the Green Bay Packers after being sacked during a game against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field on September 12, 2010 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)

The injury lists to come from this brutal game are going to require a table of contents.

Guys were getting carried off the field left and right at one point during this game.

Watching the highlights won't be for the faint of heart.