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AWESOMECAR: The Roadmap To Making NASCAR The Greatest MotorSport Ever

Rib Calhoun Jr.Sep 3, 2010

NASCAR needs help.

So here it is:

With these 10 easy steps all bets are off -- and the only negative is that ticket prices will go through the roof (see #8 for the solution to that) because NASCAR will become the more popular than NFL overnight. OVERNIGHT.

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#1 - Pay the fans for a win. - You cheer for Kyle Busch? Good, become a fulltime "official professional fan" and whenever your guy wins (you can only have one guy) and you get paid... money. You would have to wear official sponsors gear 5 days a week (during work hours) and prove it, but if your guy wins, you get 10$. Everytime they win. You become an official pro fan and goto the track and he wins, you get 20$. So, if you're an official Kyle Busch fan, you'd be breaking even this year. And if he wins the Championship, 100 official pro fans win 1000$. How's that for incentive.

#2 - Make the track banking change in race -- Moving banking during a race controlled by the fans at the track would add a never before seen level of skill and difficulty for the drivers. Those who have FanViews in the stands would have the ability to change the banking of the track every 20 laps near their section by majority vote. Then hydraulics placed under the track would move that section and corresponding sections up or down the amount with progressive banking in order to keep the cars from crashing. Having the banking roll from 10% to a 33% grade at Fontana would make the race unmistakably unpredictable. And that means fun.

#3 - Enforce a mandatory lap speed rule that is 1mph off the track record - For laps to count, all cars must pass 3 of the 4 corners of every track at a mandatory top speed that is just below that track's all time fastlap. If they don't keep it up to speed, even with all the banking changes, that lap doesn't count. This will force drivers and crews to make driving fast ALWAYS the number one priority. And they must constantly keep the speed or get blackflagged. So, if you're not always going 212mph at Talladega, you're off the track.

#4 - Designate in-race head-to-head races - Every race will feature four fan voted head-to-head race between 10 drivers. Once the head-to-heads are chosen, those drivers will have 25 laps to overtake the other one. If they don't they drop one whole spot down from the Chase standings. If they do, they retain their place in the standings. If they drop down, they have 3 more chances at getting it back in the subsequent head-toheads during the race... that is, if they're chosen. This forces them to always race hard.

5# - The Points Systems only tallies wins - You win, you get points. You don't and you don't. Winning is the only thing that matters. Losing head-to-heads just move you down the rung, but the only way to move up is to win races. No top 10s or 5s or Top 2s... just wins.

#6 - Pitroad is always closed, until opened by online fan vote - The drivers, crew chiefs or even NASCAR don't know when it'll open, but it must, at least 10 times a race.

#7 - Pitroad has a mandatory top speed of 100mph- You can only drive down pit road at at least 100mph. If you don't, you get blackflagged

#8 - If your driver wins, you get free tickets to the next race on the schedule - You would have to register before you go in, but, if you do and they win, you got yourself a free ticket to the race next week.

#9 - With 43 laps to go, the last place car every subsequent lap, gets kicked out - If your the 35th place car with 35 to go, you need to pass the next person, or you're blackflagged. That way, the last lap features 2 cars only.

10# - Drivers must make accelerated physical contact with at least 3 cars every 5 laps - And, no, not nudging... they must be accelerating into the car/s. If they don't they drop a spot in the standings. If they don't make any contact within 50 laps, they're blackflagged.

Take all of these and add it up, and nothing the NFL does will match the eyeballs for NASCAR.

Unless, of course, NASCAR just wants to do something that would might actually help the sport. If not, as seems the case, these are always here for their taking.

Now who's up for some 220mph always, not-passing-is-not-an-option, multiple changing banking racing where contact is a must and only wins count... for free money?

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