5 Things That I Would Serve Brett Favre With His Tea.

We all know that Brett Favre is a controversial off-season figure with a huge amount of media-hype and a lot of very disgruntled and angry NFL fans that can't stand having the Viking horn stuck up their derrieres for the upteenth time.

But Brett Favre is also an ordinary (or is that Extra-ordinary) human being who needs a good 'ole cup of English brew that will sort out any circumstance, as every Brit knows.

5 Things that I Would Serve Brett Favre With His Tea.

1) A New Ankle - obviously this is top priority and one that has been the concern of many around the league. By giving him a new one he can dispense of the ice packs and get back to hunting, fishing and barbecuing until September.

2) A Sceptre -  a symbolic ornamental staff, representing authority and held by a ruling monarch. Brett has the Vikings and Brad Childress exactly where he wants them and is calling the shots - obviously.

3) A Decision Maker - to help Brett out of the awkward decision-making situation.

4) A picture of Drew Brees holding the Lombardi Trophy - to get his blood boiling and guarantee his return (as if that's not already the case)

5) A Piece of Cheese - Cheese goes nicely with tea and Brett probably misses it. Is he lactose intolerant ? I don't know. Am I conveying a darker message? Possibly.