Olliejandro Lyrics (Alejandro Remix)

I know that you're not young anymore.
And I know you may want it.
But I just can't watch you pitch like this anymore.
Olliejandro.

He's got his head
up his ass.
And he can't throw a strike,
Won't throw a strike

He lost all velocity.
Hasta el culo
He throws pitches down the middle.
Down the middle.

The fans can't stand you boy.
Hot like Mexico, retire.
At this point there's no other choice,
your career is done.

Don't cheer his name.
Don't cheer his name, Olliejandro.
You suck at managing .
You suck at managing, Manuel.

Can't make a good decision, can't manage a team.
Why is Ollie still in the rotation?
You suck at managing .
You suck at managing, Manuel.

Ollilejandro.
Olloejandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro. [2x]

(Just stop. Please. Just leave the team. Olliejandro. Just leave the team.)

He's not broken,
He just can't pitch.
But he cries like a baby, like a baby.
blames his poor command on the weather on the weather.
Now he's gonna pitch in five days, gonna be just as bad.

We know that you try, but.
Hot like Mexico, retire.
At this point there's no other choice,
no other choice.

Don't cheer his name.
Don't cheer his name, Olliejandro.
You suck at managing .
You suck at managing, Manuel.

Can't make a good decision, can't manage a team.
Why is Jose batting third?
You suck at managing .
You suck at managing, Manuel.

Olliejandro.
Olliejandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro. [2x]

Don't pitch anymore.
Don't pitch anymore. Olliejandro
You suck at managing.
You suck at managing, Manuel.

Keep the ball in the park.
Keep the ball in the park, Olliejandro.

Can't manage a team, can't make a good decision. Manuel.
Don't cheer his name.
Don't cheer his name, Olliejandro.
You suck at managing.
You suck at managing, Manuel.

Can't make a good decision, can't manage a team.
Why is GMJ still on the team?
You suck at managing.
You suck at managing, Manuel.

Olliejandro.
Olliejandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro. [2x]

Don't cheer his name.
Don't cheer his name, Olliejandro.
You suck at managing.
You suck at managing, Manuel.

Can't make a good decision, can't manage a team.
Thanks for campaigning to get Mejia in the pen.
You suck at managing.
You suck at managing, Manuel.

Olliejandro.