Today (1976): Peyton Manning is born. So is Aaron Brooks.

March 24, 1976

On this day 34 years ago, Peyton Manning was born into this world.  Former Saint QB Aaron Brooks was also born on this day, but he’s not a love-child of Archie Manning, so that’s all we have to say about him.

Anyway, Peyton Manning.  Most NFL MVP awards in history (4).  First overall draft pick in 1998.  Standout college career with the Tennessee.  Brother of current Giants QB Eli Manning.  Colts franchise leader in career wins, passing yards, pass attempts, pass completions, and touchdowns.  Massive forehead.

Yeah, let’s go with that last one there.

Fortunately, there’s a handy little website out there called WikiAnswers.com where readers are provided resolutions to truly meaningful inquiries such as, “Exactly HOW big is Peyton Manning’s forehead??”

Ugh, stupid Canadian metric units.  They’re the worst.  Don’t worry, we’ve done the conversion for you.

12.3 inches long,  8.01 inches high

Alright, that doesn’t seem right.  Something is fishy.

I mean, a *foot* long?  It’s big, but it’s not that big.  Stupid Canadians.

I can’t believe a public website where anybody can submit/edit anything is unreliable.  Damn internet.

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