Lebron Tests Positive For Steroids...But Not What You Think

The news sent shockwaves around Cleveland.  The rumors had circulated the internet, but this morning the news was made official: Lebron tested positive for steroids.

But it is not what you think.  When the dust cleared, the entire Lake Erie region took a collective sigh of relief.  It was not Cavaliers superstar LeBron James who tested positive for steroids.  Rather, it was Cleveland Indians minor league outfielder Steven Lebron who tested positive for steroids and will receive the subsequent 50 game suspension.

The breaking story set off false alarms all over Cleveland, but Cavaliers fans can rest easy.  It isn't the city's only superstar who was pinched for performance-enhancing drugs. Instead, it was a player who, after having his contract voided by the Indians, will never take the stage in Cleveland.