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James Brown
Feb 25, 2010

Good news everyone: Ozzie Guillen has a Twitter account and he knows how to use it!

We all know Ozzie Guillen, the hot headed brash talking manager of the Chicago White Sox. Thanks to social media at its finest Twitter gives us a chance to hear from Ozzie at a moments notice.

The White Sox not happy">White Sox are not happy about this and maybe White Sox general manager Ken Williams said it best. โ€œNo comment โ€ฆ and make sure you write that it is a no comment with a head shake from side to side,โ€ Williams said. It is obvious that Williams is not thrilled but the fact that at any given moment Ozzie will spout off about an umpireโ€™s call or a player that did not hustle and that is great stuff.

Of course he is starting off slow to build the excitement.

โ€œBed and bath I love this placesโ€

(you can follow Ozzie here)

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Okay not exciting stuff but it is Twitter and he is new, give him time.ย  After all this guy is a quote machine and that takes me to my favorite Top Ten Quotes by Ozzie Guillen.

10. โ€œUribe canโ€™t hit a guy who throws junk. And then he hits a triple against the toughest pitcher in baseball.โ€

9. โ€œIf we win the World Series, I would quit baseball and run for mayor.โ€

8. โ€œI hope he throws a no-hitter [today], โ€ฆ [But] heโ€™s not in my playoff plan.โ€

7. โ€œIโ€™ve got two people here that drive me crazy. They are all over me, and Iโ€™m like โ€˜Shut up, you drunk.โ€™ Itโ€™s easy to make moves when youโ€™re drunk.โ€

6. Ozzie on what would happen if Jerry Reinsdorf told him to shave his goatee;

โ€œGet another manager, I canโ€™t. I want to look old. The last time I shaved my goatee off, people thought it was my fault we played bad.โ€

5. โ€œI have no idea of what the rotation might be, โ€ฆ Ask me tomorrow.โ€

4. โ€œThe Venezuelan people who know me donโ€™t feel proud because weโ€™re winning, โ€ฆ Theyโ€™re proud because they go, `How can this crazy man be the leader of a team?โ€™โ€

3. โ€œI hope I die on the field,โ€ he says. โ€œI hope when I walk to change the pitcher, I drop dead and thatโ€™s it. I know my family would be so happy that it happened on the field. They wouldnโ€™t feel bad because thatโ€™s what Iโ€™ve always wanted to do.

2. They donโ€™t know how fun I am, they donโ€™t know how I love my players, they donโ€™t know I kiss my players, they donโ€™t know who I am,โ€ he says. โ€œI can kiss you and pat you on the back, but if you donโ€™t do what youโ€™re supposed to do, Iโ€™ll be screaming at you, too, because thatโ€™s part of my job. I want my players to be great.โ€

1. โ€œBecause our fans are not stupid like Cubs fans,โ€ Guillen said. โ€œThey know weโ€™re [expletive].โ€

Get ready for a great season of baseball and quotes from Ozzie Guillen

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