Come to Think of it...Presenting the 2008 MLB "All-Slug" Team

We all know that voting for your favorite and/or most deserving players on mlb.com for the upcoming all-star team is hot and heavy.

Some vote for guys because they play for their favorite team. Other, more seasoned and true baseball fans, vote for guys who are most deserving, based on this year's stats.

But for those of us who like to go where few others have gone, I am taking a slightly different tactic. I am presenting to you my vote for the worst regular player at each position.

The player has to either be an everyday American or National League player or semi-regular, when healthy, to be considered for this dubious “award.”

First Base: Richie Sexson

Here is a guy whose contract and production are at different ends of the spectrum. A one-time fearless power hitter, he signed a big contract with the Mariners and never was the same. Nine homers do not make up for a .216 batting average. Dishonorable mention: Carlos Delgado.

Second Base:  Robinson Cano

What has happened to this guy? He looked to be a fine player headed for stardom as recently as last year. But .224/4/20 just isn't going to get 'er done.  Dishonorable mention: Richie Weeks.

Shortstop: Khalil Greene

A low batting average (.216) and a lack of power isn't overcome by good defense.  Dishonorable mention: Troy Tulowitzki, though injuries have taken their toll. 

Third Base: Bill Hall

With a disappointing .221 batting average for a career .280 hitter, Hall was better as a DeRosa-type utility guy. It's hard to believe he hit 35 home runs just two years ago. Dishonorable mention: Adrian Beltre's .222 BA is not worth $12 million, despite the homers.

Catcher: J.R. Towles

No major league player should hit .145 and still take up a roster spot.  Dishonorable mention: Josh Bard.

Outfielder: Andruw Jones

Jones keeps free-falling toward the baseball abyss. His stats are .165/2/7? Boras will be lucky to get him even a one-year contract next year. Dishonorable mention: Austin Kearns, Nick Swisher.

Designated Hitter: Travis Hafner 

Here is another big-name player who is struggling mightily. Stats of .217/4/22 at a spot where all you have to do is hit?  Not good.  Dishonorable mention: Gary Sheffield.