The Curse of College Gameday

Boys and Girls, The VFA has realized the pattern for teams this college football season for College Gameday. ESPN comes to town, your team loses.

WEEK 1: Alabama vs. Virginia Tech. Technically, Virginia Tech was wearing home colours. Alabama wins. Home 0, Visitors 1

WEEK 2: USC vs. Ohio State. Matt Barkley and a last-minute drive serve up any memories, Buckeyes faithful? Home 0, Visitors 2

WEEK 3: Texas Tech vs. Texas. OK, the Longhorns win one. At home. No upsets though. Home 1, Visitors 2

WEEK 4: Iowa vs. Penn State. I wonder what happened here, huh? Home 1, Visitors 3

WEEK 5: Florida State vs. Boston College: Boston College squeaks by. We start squeaking about some guy called Bowden. Home 2, Visitors 3

WEEK 6: Florida vs. LSU. Biggest game. Of the Century. LSU lose ANOTHER big one in Death Valley. Yeowch. Home 2, Visitors 4

WEEK 7: OU vs. Texas. Messy, horrible game. So bad we nearly vomited during "TurnoverGate." Home 3, Visitors 4

WEEK 8: TCU vs. BYU. TCU blows out the Cougars at home. It's a shame that the only Cougars we saw cheering were beautiful and blonde and jumping up and down in the stands. Home 3, Visitors 5

WEEK 9: Oregon vs. USC we'll see Oregon trying to pull off a monster Pac-10 upset when No. 5 USC roll into Oregon to face the No. 10 Ducks.