This Group of Provocative Cardinals Fans is Deeper Than I Thought

Way back on April 21st, 2009, I stumbled upon a few female Cardinals fans wandering around Busch Stadium on Opening Day.  I observed the two lasses on separate occasions and took note of their unique customized jersey choices.  But, when I noticed the two fans together, it justified a photo op.

As fate would have it, 80 more games streamed through Busch Stadium and I never saw the gals again.  That is, until the playoffs.  In fact, it would be the final game of 2009 (a home loss to the Dodgers in the NLDS), where I saw one of the ladies again.

But this time, she had a new friend.  One that – when paired together – made for an even larger mix of expression, provocativeness and utter weirdness.

Hooker and Tartt.  #69.  And #1 Ho.

The misspelling of “tart” makes me believe that #9’s last name really is “Tartt”.  But, if that’s the case, are we to assume that “Hooker” and “Ho” are real last names?  Is there a local message board where you can find other people with erotic last names and arrange shared season tickets plans?  Seems like a stretch.

I will never understand humans.

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