Juan Uribe takes all below-the-belt matters seriously.
His subsequent testicular contusion? Very serious.
So why then was prior protection, namely a cup, not given the same substantial consideration?
In short, it was. Per STO's Andre Knott, Uribe said trainers simply couldn't offer him one in his size.
Disbelievers need not be doubtful. As with the rest of this situation, Uribe is—well, you already know.
[Twitter, h/t Sports Illustrated]