David Ortiz Considers 'Pinata Slayer' as Next Career After Retirement

After his final MLB season, Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz will probably get bored.

There will be a ton of ways to occupy his time, but becoming a “pinata slayer” shouldn’t be one of them.

In a hilarious new spot for JetBlue, Big Papi considers smashing pinatas at kids’ birthday parties as his next career choice.

As ridiculous as it sounds, Ortiz would excel in this field. That lefty stroke isn’t going anywhere, and neither is his strut.

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